Get Ready for Government

Well its all over bar the election… Good luck to all our candidates

These are our candidates:

Parliamentary

  • Howling Laud – Uxbridge and South Ruislip
  • Baron Von Thunderclap – Mid Sussex
  • Johnny Disco – Wythenshawe and Sale East
  • Peter E. Hill – Louth and Horncastle
  • Nick the Flying Brick – Doncaster North
  • Nicholas Robert Blunderbuss Green – Kenilworth and Southam
  • The Dame Dixon – Hove and Portslade
  • Mad Max Bobetsky – North East Hampshire
  • Mark Beech – Aldridge and Brownhills
  • Ann Kelly, The Mid Bed Minx – Mid Bedfordshire
  • Baron Barnes Von Claptrap – Gower, South Wales.
  • Mad Hatter – Oxford East
  • Mad Mike Young – Sittingbourne and Sheppey
  • Hairy Knorm Davidson – Faversham and Mid Kent
  • Baron Von Magpie – Islwyn
  • George Ridgeon – Gloucester

Local

  • Howling Laud – Also standing in his home town of Fleet, Hampshire, for a District Council Seat, to go along with his Town Council one!
  • Baron Von Thunderclap – Bolney Parish Council [unopposed]
  • Lord Cameron of Roundwood – Northenden Manchester – Local Council
  • Baron Fullstop – Wickmanford Ward – Wychaven Dist Council, Worcestershire. Also Childwickham, Worcs – [Unopposed]
  • Mad Mike Young – Minster on Sea [Unopposed]
  • Chris Worfolk – City and Hunslet, Leeds.
  • Mad Max Bobetsky – Hart District, Elevetham, Hants.
  • Adam Gzunder Campbell – Brunswick and Adelaide Ward, Hove.
  • Sir Oink-a-Lot – Sharston, Manchester
  • Martin Hogbin – Limpsfield Parish, Oxted, Surrey
  • Nick the Flying Brick – Kirk Ireton Parish Council [unopposed]
  • Peter E. Hill – Great Carlton Parish – Lincolnshire
  • Roger Monksummers – Gillingham, Dorset.

The Dame featured briefly on Joey Essex last night

Mark Beech our candidate in Aldridge-Brownhills

2015_2498_Mark_BeechIn his 3rd General Election campaign Mark Beech is standing in Aldridge-Brownhills, which came as somewhat a surprise to him after he had hand delivered 5,000 leaflets to the wrong constituency. Mark has already been frequently featured in the Express & Star newspaper despite not yet being elected, has taken part in a televised debate on Big Centre TV against Peter Johnson leader of the SDP despite not yet being party leader, and has built a duck house despite not yet being able to put it on expenses.
He as proposed a range of popular local polices such as

  • the populist: “Banning all right turns, Especially at Shire Oak, and especially for trucks turning towards Brownhills and holding up all the traffic back as far as Lichfield.”
  • the crazy: “Amending s13(2) of the Equality Act 2010 to close the gaping hole in our age discrimination legislation.”
  • and the downright sensible: “Extradite Tony Blair to The Hague to face the international criminal court. Maybe send David Cameron along at the same time, better to be safe than sorry”

The Official Monster Raving Loony election single

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Monster Mash – Single by The Bigger Fibbers

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Sad news about Peter Hinchliffe

2013_6819_Loony_Matlock_Bath_28_SepIt is with deep regret that we have to learn of the passing of Peter Hinchliffe, Peter was a leading light in the Rochdale Loonies, he worked on a local newspaper and was a great help to us in the ‘Manchester Central’ By-election.
He attended three Conferences, Uttoxeter, Matlock and Wales, he will be missed in Blackpool this coming September. I’ve no doubt that Giles, The Doctor, and the rest of our Rochdale Gang will drink to his memory at this event, as we all will raise a glass in his memory. So long Peter, from us all, thanks for your friendship!
The Howling ‘Laud’

Mad Mike Young

2015_2495_Mad_MikeMad Mike Young is standing for Sittingbourne and Sheppey.  He has been on a local radio show, Sheppey FM and also took part in Hustings at Sheerness.
He got the first round of applause after a quiet start with the comment “I promise not to make any promises – that’s my promise to you”.
“I am aged sixty three and a quarter of your earth years, formerly a mad scientist and now a retired gentleman of some considerable standing. I want to bring a more unbalanced approach to local politics by putting both left feet forward and marching to the beat of a different kettle of fish.”
Policies:

  • We now have a solar farm on the Isle of Sheppey, but it is only productive during daylight hours. To complement this we should have a sustainable lunar farm to collect moonbeams at night for conversion into green cheese which could be sold at local farm shops.
  • Wind turbine objections can be silenced by building them upside-down underground where they cannot be seen. The upturned concrete bases being ideal locations for children’s playgrounds as the roundabouts would be self-propelled.
    I urge everybody to take leave of their senses and VOTE LOONY…!!!

 

Mad Max Bobestsky

2015_2491_Max_BobetskyMad Max Bobestsky is standing for North East Hampshire and is expected to win the seat on his policies of:

  • Banning inheritance tax and replacing with levies on zombie banks so we can continue to tax the dead.
  • Doubling the beds in hospitals by putting in bunks.
  • Bringing more young people into Fleet by opening a rock music and Playstation academy.

We’re ready for Co-ALE-ition

Top-HatColThe Loony Party declare they are ready and willing to form a CoALEition with any other party especially the Scottish Nationalist Party as we share the same party colours, yellow and black.
Our ‘red line’ policy is that once in government we will reclassify Scotland as an ‘overseas territory’ and the right to vote to be removed from everyone except for English second-home owners.