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A Message from our leader: Alan "Howlin Laud"
WE HAVE A VERY IMPORTANT YEAR AHEAD. YOU WILL ALL BE WELL AWARE OF THE FORTHCOMING 2010 GENERAL ELECTION.
THIS IS THE TIME WE CAN MAKE A BIG IMPACT ON THE ELECTORAL WORLD ON BEHALF OF OUR ILLUSTRIOUS "MONSTER RAVING LOONY PARTY".
ONCE AGAIN I CANT STRESS ENOUGH HOW GOOD IT WOULD BE TO ACTUALLY FIELD ENOUGH CANDIDATES TO QUALIFY FOR OUR OWN "PARTY POLITICAL BROADCAST",IT WOULD BE THE ONLY ONE THAT PEOPLE WOULD ACTUALLY RUSH HOME TO TURN ON.
PLEDGES SO FAR:-
HOWLING 'LAUD' HOPE.........WITNEY against David Cameron
FLYING BRICK.......................SOUTH DERBYSHIRE
R.U.SEERIUS........................ WEST DERBYSHIRE
JON (COMMANDER) SMITH ..........MID DERBYSHIRE
SAM WHITE............................AMBER VALLEY
LORD TOBY JUG....................CAMBRIDGESHIRE
JOHNNY CARTWRIGHT.......... CROYDON
CHINNERS.............................EAST MOLSELEY
MAD MIKE YOUNG.................ISLE OF SHEPPEY
ROCKIN' ROBBO...................KENT
DALE FONTAINE (ELVIS).......ALDERSHOT
EDDIE VEE (ELVIS)...............YORK
BARON VON THUNDERCLAP..SUSSEX
HAIRY KNORM......................FAVERSHAM
SHIEKH M'HAND...................SITTINGBOURNE
AND "YOU" YOUR PARTY NEEDS YOU
ANY INFORMATION THAT YOU MAY REQUIRE CAN BE GOT FROM MYSELF OR FROM OUR WEB SITE....LOONYPARTY.COM OR.....OMRLP.COM BUT DONT FORGET,YOU MUST GET A LETTER OF AUTHORISATION FROM OUR NOMINATING OFFICER TO BE ABLE TO STAND,WHICH CAN BE OBTAINED FROM a.hope70@ntlworld.com
THATS THE SERIOUS BIT,NOW FOR EVEN BETTER BITS.
THANKYOU TO ALL THE PARTY FAITHFUL FOR MAKING 2009 SUCH A GREAT YEAR.A VERY GOOD PARTY CONFERENCE LAST SEPT IN HOOK HAMPSHIRE, WITH 'LORD TOBY' RECEIVING A TUMULTUOUS ROUND OF APPLAUSE FOR BEATING 2 LABOUR PARTY CANDIDATES IN HIS LOCAL ELECTION IN 'ST IVES'.ALSO CONGRATULATIONS WERE FORWARDED TO ALL THE OTHER MEMBERS WHO HAD STOOD. WE HAVE BEEN INVITED BACK NEXT YEAR,UNDER DIFFERENT CONDITIONS,MUCH FOR THE BETTER I MIGHT ADD, BUT WE SHALL SEE !
HAVE A WONDERFUL CHRISTMAS AND AN EXCELLENTLY LOONY NEW YEAR
HOWLING 'LAUD' HOPE
16/12/09
Every time there is an event such as Christmas, Valentine, St Patricks , Easter, etc it is normally celebrated with and exchange of cards, and letters, which uses up an inordinate amount of paper and resources like fuel for deliverys, and packaging. In line with the Copenhagen "Accord" we in the loony party (with thanks to Secret Squirrel) have come up with a solution.
A card for all seasons. Just copy, cut out and stick it
11/10/09 Sutch a day
Today would have been the great man's 69th birthday, I'm sure if he was with us now he would be having a field day with all the scandal around MP's expenses.David was a genuine fun loving guy who did care about people, and wanted to add a bit of fun to peoples lifes, which he did.
He was a one off, founder of The Official Monster Raving Loony Party, the first rock star to fuse Horror with Rock'n' Roll, this was years before Alice Cooper or Marlyn Manson. Check out the Screaming Lord's most famous song " Jack The Ripper" on You Tube. I'm honoured to have known him personally, musically, and through our own brand of Loony Politics. Please leave your own memories of David on Facebook.
SUTCH IS THE WAY IT WAS, AND SUTCH IS THE WAY IT WILL ALWAYS BE. -Lord Toby Jug.
9/11/09 Law and order proposal
Our thanks to David.
Superglue unruly teenagers together.As the saying goes if you cant beat them you may as well join em.
24/10/09 New Campain headquarters
We are pleased to announce the formation of the 2010 election campain for the Derbyshire area , and to confirm the headquarters at The Old Kings Head. Days Lane. Belper. Derbyshire
Everyone is invited to visit this charming public house, where you can be sure of a warm welcome.
It is confirmed that we now have 4......yes 4 potential loony party candidates who have put forward their intention to stand at the next General Election.....It has been noted that we may actually win as most existing M.P's seem to be resigning and not standing at the next election.....
Watch this space.........
Could you all please sign this petition and pass it on to your friends.
16/10/09
THE FIRST HISTORIC MEETING OF THE CAMBS & HUNTS BRANCH OF THE OFFICIAL MONSTER RAVING LOONY PARTY TOOK PLACE ON TUESDAY 20th OCTOBER AT 8.00pm AT THE LOCAL LOONY BRANCH H.Q., THE OLIVER CROMWELL, I3 WELLINGTON STREET, ST. IVES, CAMBRIDGE.
14/10/09 PLINTH PROJECT ENDS AFTER 100 DAYS AND 2400 LIVING WORKS OF ART.
Antony Gormley's 100 day project came to an end this morning. Review some of the 2400 participants in this Sky Arts compilation featuring Official Monster Raving Loony Spacehoppering!
http://www.skyarts.co.uk/video/video-one-other-summer-2009/
13/10/09 The cost of Expenses
Once again the question of M.P's claiming excessive expenses raises its head with the completion of the inquiry into said expenses ending with M.P's reputedly having to collectively pay back around a £million. Wether they will is now in doubt as some M.P's are complaining about the legality of retrospective payments. .....and the cost of this enquiry? reputedly around £million
03/10/09 New Loonparty Branch.
Rumours abound about the opening of a New Loonyparty Branch in Belper Derbyshire before Christmas. Watch this space for further details
The Official Monster Raving Loony Party have sown the seeds for next years General Election victory with a brand new tune to highlight the MP Expense scandal. Please go to the YOUTUBE page and leave your generous ratings and comments that this musical masterpiece so richly deserves.
30/09/09 News about the conference.
The local newspapers reported the conference last week. You can read all about it at:
http://www.gethampshire.co.uk/news/s/2058123_reshuffle_is_a_hoot_at_loony_conference
30/09/09 24 Hours Opening for Pubs - Save our Pubs
As everyone knows the Loony party were the first party to advocate 24 hour opening for pubs. However there seems to be some confusion as to what this means. The idea was to allow publicans the choice to be able to open at the best times for them rather than fixed times. So pubs in night markets could open at night. pubs in out of the way places could open at times when the public would be around. This would allow freedom for publicans and customers to be able to enjoy a relaxing beer at the time it suited them. However, it seems to have been linked to the latest plague of binge drinking.
Once again the Loony Party has the answer. We will NOT ban Happy Hours. We will extend our Loony Party Happy Hour policy "PAY FOR TWO ....GET ONE .....to all pubs. This will have the added benefit of stopping the 36 pubs a week that are closing due to Government policy of high Tax on drink . We would also scrap the Music license Law. Music would be allowed in all pubs and licensed premises.
27/09/09 The official Monster Raving Loony Party have had the pleasure of previewing it's new song for next years General Election. Written & performed by Whats Next, "Monster Mistake" is so good that it will even make the morning cuppa tea, yes it really is that good and catchy. The gala performance took place at the weekends conference and we soon expect to hear it Blairing out from every quality radio station. . .
Please visit http://www.whatsnextentertainment.com/ to hear the song or the following link on YouTube http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sJg9lW7O5dQ
25th/26th Sept Report on the Loony Conference 2009
Once again, the Loonyparty Conference was a great success. Although sadly several pivotal members could not attend this year due to other commitments, several new members turned up to give us their support including some new candidates at elections. A new range of merchandise was on display to comemerate the 10th anniversary of our founders bereavement. A film crew also followed everyone around and placed hidden mikes in strategic places to record this event for a possible future TV program.
Also, and as usual the bands were brilliant with special thanks to Dale Fontaines show. The Big Fibbers who are now almost a tradition at these events were exceptional and the Sat eve headline "Whats next" did a rockin set and gave us the first public performance of their new recording "Monster Mistake". You can hear this by clicking the links above. Not forgetting John Ferris and friends who entertained us on Fri.
Several new manicfesto proposals were put forward for use at the next general election which we are informed will be on May 6th 2010 (remember you heard it here first). We were all given a rousing speech by our leader who is now hard at working getting the Loony Party "Ready for Government"
Potential Candidates were advised to contact us now to sort out legalities, proposals and future ministerial positions.
All in all another great Conference.
Pics as soon as we get them.
25 Sept: New T-shirts and bone china tea mugs now available from the loony shop!
24 Sep
http://www.gethampshire.co.uk/news/s/2057741_loonies_open_lanzarote_branch
10 Sep 09
DJ Dick Knowles organised the inauguration of Lanzarote Loony Headquarters by Party leader Howling Laud in The Bulldog Bar in Costa Teguise. The Bulldog Bar is run by Mick and Sarah who would love to see all Loony members when they holiday there.
9/9/09 The superb TEXAS CHAINSAW ORCHESTRA that graced our Mad Hatter's Tea Party back in March 2008 appear in London soon, well worth a visit, a definate must see band! See the Diary/Gigs page.
30/08/09 New Loony party web domain. We are pleased to announce that you can now also access this webpage via www.loonyparty.com
Although I dont quite know why you would want to do that as you are already looking at it.
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